Curiosity Aficionados Pillows

What about curiosity?

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"And you need to know this why?"

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Entomology Reference

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

"Well, we got the grant."

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

"To return to normal height professor, we simply: 1. Switch on The Nano-Ray. 2. Find the Plug; 3. Insert it..."

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

The successful rubbernecker...

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

"Who's the artist?"

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.