Curiosity Collectors Pillows

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

$1: Family Secrets

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"And you need to know this why?"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Entomology Reference

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"Who's the artist?"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

The successful rubbernecker...

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

"I wonder what this was for."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

Victorian Secret

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"I'll take it."

"What happened to what cat?"

'When a cow laughs real hard, does milk come out of her nose?'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"