Collectors Of Curiosities Pillows

"Man the harpoons, ye hearties! The great fish lies dead ahead!"

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Entomology Reference

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"I'll take it."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place