Collectors Of Curiosities Gifts

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Entomology Reference

'Please enter your pin now.'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Victorian Secret

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"I'll take it."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."