Collecting Curiosities Gifts

"How much for just the ring?"

Crusty old Bachelor on Christmas Day

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

Entomology Reference

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Pianist.

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

"I'll take it."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

Victorian Secret