Connoisseur Of Curiosities Gifts

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Imagine

Entomology Reference

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Victorian Secret

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"I'll take it."

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.