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"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Imagine

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Entomology Reference

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Victorian Secret

"I'll take it."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"