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"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

$1: Family Secrets

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

The New York Times Blog Review.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Victorian Secret

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

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E-commerce for shoplifters.

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

Private View.