Critic Of Curiosities Pillows

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

$1: Family Secrets

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

The New York Times Blog Review.

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Victorian Secret

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

E-commerce for shoplifters.

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

Private View.

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

"I hear he has more than bones buried."

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'