Curious Commentator Pillows

'Are you the Doctor Caslick who developed the operation to solve the dog and cat population explosion?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Do Guns Kill?

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

"With great power comes great reward."

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

Expressions of mystery.

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

Suggestions Get Shredded.

The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting.

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

Do you believe in money at first sight?

'A shocking report shows more marriages are ending in divorce than decapitation. Could this be the end of traditional marriage, as we know it? More on that. . .after the break!'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'I like it.'

"Today the House Intelligence committee began its investigation of the FBI's investigation of the House Intelligence Committees investigation of the FBI..."

God hounded by the media.

"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you."

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

People want as much government as they deserve.

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!'

"There's a customer-satisfaction questionnaire for you to fill out and for us to not look at and immediately throw away."

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack."

"The only reason I would take a job in government is to write a tell-all book!"