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"The company is happy to address your concerns about surveillance."

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

$1: Family Secrets

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'I could eat you.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Well did he?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"And you need to know this why?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

"My kid could do that."

Abacus.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.