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Neanderthal man's lack of curiosity doomed him to extinction.

"Curiosity?"

Man Running Through Question Mark

'If we announce what we've found, it'll get a small article in the paper. If we say we can't figure out what it is, it'll make the front page.'

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

At the Museum

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

$1: Family Secrets

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

The discovery of electricity...

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Eureka!

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"And you need to know this why?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Ostrich Curoisities

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Abacus.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Museum of Bones

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'Secondhand smoke.'