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"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions. . . Can't you focus?!?"

The National Association of Conspiracy Theorists will meet here tonight at 7:00...or will they?

$1: Family Secrets

The amazing museum of pages 150-151

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"No matter how many times I study it—always more and more cognizant of its anomalies and repetitions, defying all logic—I am nevertheless drawn into its bewitching spell!"

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

'What if there were no hypothetical situations?'

"I hear he has more than bones buried."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

Baby Scientist

"And you need to know this why?"

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Abacus.

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Entomology Reference

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'