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Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

At the Museum

A young Don King

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

The discovery of electricity...

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'I could eat you.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"#BeCurious"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Well did he?"

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

Eureka!

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."