Curiosity Critic Gifts

"The company is happy to address your concerns about surveillance."

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

$1: Family Secrets

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'I could eat you.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"Well did he?"

"And you need to know this why?"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"My kid could do that."

Abacus.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"