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"Our best-rated over 700 in both Math and Verbal."

'The 89's are very forward with meat on the nose and a lingering marrow-bone finish.'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Posh Easter Egg

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Moliere

Bleak House

"'Market Price' isn't about the food. It's what we think we can charge YOU."

Charles Dickens.

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

La Dame aux Camelias

Wine tasters...

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

'Do you know the pearl fishers?'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

Cover Design for Savoy (No. 3)

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

"...Today's special is the ten-day-old roadkill..."

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

Theatre Restaurant - "It's a double bill!"

Discussing A Concert.

'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'