Curious Collector Gifts

'Look what the neighbors were selling!'

"I'll take it."

Yard Sale: Cookie Jar - $10,000

Man is confused by a book titled '100 Piano Favorites'.

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"It's our neighbor. He has an interest in our yard."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Toadstools

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Piranhaclaus

Raincloud Umbrella

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Ice shelfie.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.