Collector Of The Unusual Gifts

'I'm looking for the 'Congratulations on your Presidential Pardon' cards.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'Don't take the buyout.'

"You're on a what?!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'Please enter your pin now.'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

The Old Curiosity Shop

Pianist.

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Victorian Secret