Collectors' Curiosity Gifts

I Want More Megastore

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Doulton Canada Geese

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Entomology Reference

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Crystal Ball Plug

'Too dressy?'

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."