Collecting Curiosities Pillows

"How much for just the ring?"

Crusty old Bachelor on Christmas Day

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Entomology Reference

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

Pianist.

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Victorian Secret

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

"I'll take it."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!