Collector Of Curios Pillows

'I'll say this about your mother - she is easy to buy for.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"You're on a what?!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Posh Easter Egg

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'Please enter your pin now.'

Entomology Reference

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"I'll take it."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'