Collector Of Curios Mugs

'I'll say this about your mother - she is easy to buy for.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"You're on a what?!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Posh Easter Egg

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'Please enter your pin now.'

Entomology Reference

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

'Not till you're sixteen.'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I'll take it."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."