Childhood Curiosity Enthusiast Gifts

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

"I wonder what this was for."

"Who's the artist?"

The successful rubbernecker...

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

Knight of the sandcastle.

"What happened to what cat?"

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'We've been out here for hours. I don't think he's going to come to life, dance and sing with us.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Mr. Johnson always brings a sense of wonder to science class. I'm always wondering what he's talking about."

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"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

"I found this hidden under his mattress."