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Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

"Who's the artist?"

The successful rubbernecker...

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"I wonder what this was for."

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

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Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

Knight of the sandcastle.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"What happened to what cat?"

'We've been out here for hours. I don't think he's going to come to life, dance and sing with us.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Mr. Johnson always brings a sense of wonder to science class. I'm always wondering what he's talking about."

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'If you had waited longer to have a family, who would I have belonged to?'

"I found this hidden under his mattress."

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."