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My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

Bathroom Fairy

Storm in a magic lamp.

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

It's all gravy.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Business or pleasure?

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

"'A', I'm adorable."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Stonehens

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

When swine flew!

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

A Psychiatrist on his day off...

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."