Childhood Whimsy Enthusiast Pillows

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

Storm in a magic lamp.

Bathroom Fairy

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

It's all gravy.

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Business or pleasure?

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"'A', I'm adorable."

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

When swine flew!

Stonehens

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."