Child's Curiosity T-Shirts

'If you had waited longer to have a family, who would I have belonged to?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Boy and girl at thier studies

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Jr. cloning kit

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Honey Wallah

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

I Heart Juggling

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

G.P.S. For the Home

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"What was life really like in the middle ages, Sadie?"

"Yesterday's weather forecast was wrong. Is that what is meant when they say 'fake news'?"

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.