Childhood Curiosity Gifts

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

"In case you were wondering, your electric razor does not work on hamsters."

"So, what do you do for play?"

'I'm supposed to entertain you until sis is ready. Want to read her diary?'

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

Trust me on this: Never dry a cat in the microwave without first poking a few holes in it.

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

"No, honesty Billy. . . they don't use real dogs in them!"

Boy and girl at thier studies

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

A boy acting suspiciously

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Honey Wallah

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Yesterday's weather forecast was wrong. Is that what is meant when they say 'fake news'?"

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

Flytrap nerd.

Poems to Spookify

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

Playing in a stream.

"Mum, Dad, where was I downloaded from?"

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'