Childhood Curiosity Pillows

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

"In case you were wondering, your electric razor does not work on hamsters."

"So, what do you do for play?"

'I'm supposed to entertain you until sis is ready. Want to read her diary?'

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

Trust me on this: Never dry a cat in the microwave without first poking a few holes in it.

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

"No, honesty Billy. . . they don't use real dogs in them!"

Boy and girl at thier studies

A boy acting suspiciously

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Honey Wallah

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

Flytrap nerd.

Poems to Spookify

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Yesterday's weather forecast was wrong. Is that what is meant when they say 'fake news'?"

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

"Mum, Dad, where was I downloaded from?"

"Are we nearly there yet?"

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

'If you had waited longer to have a family, who would I have belonged to?'

Playing in a stream.