Childlike Curiosity Champ Pillows

'Where do we go when we get swatted?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"So, what do you do for play?"

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

I Heart Juggling

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

"'A', I'm adorable."

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

Lollies

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

'If you had waited longer to have a family, who would I have belonged to?'

"Are we nearly there yet?"

What can I get you today? I'll have a latte and

"Ancient times? Is that like when my grandmother was young?"

OK, maybe our kid isn't cut out for lacrosse.

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

"No, honesty Billy. . . they don't use real dogs in them!"

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

"If Basquiat painted it, you wouldn't say the naïveté seems forced."

'Mom, I gotta go to the statue!'

"And to conclude my report on Jupiter, I would just like to say we had lasagne at my house last night."

Pediatrics - Anatomy

Girl Spots Santa Claus on Nursery Tiles

'Don't mummy birds and bees have headaches then?'

Kids say the damnedest things. . . which occasionally appear when they hear their names spoken.

'This is cool Joey. Does it come with Apps?'

'I'm supposed to entertain you until sis is ready. Want to read her diary?'

Castles in the air: Dreaming big.

'Until today's geography test, Lord, I never realized just how much earth you did create.'

"Alexa, what removes chocolate and magic marker from Dad’s comic books he said never to touch?"