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'Where do we go when we get swatted?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"So, what do you do for play?"

I Heart Juggling

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

"'A', I'm adorable."

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Lollies

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

'If you had waited longer to have a family, who would I have belonged to?'

"Are we nearly there yet?"

"Ancient times? Is that like when my grandmother was young?"

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

"No, honesty Billy. . . they don't use real dogs in them!"

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

'Mom, I gotta go to the statue!'

"And to conclude my report on Jupiter, I would just like to say we had lasagne at my house last night."

Pediatrics - Anatomy

"If Basquiat painted it, you wouldn't say the naïveté seems forced."

Girl Spots Santa Claus on Nursery Tiles

'Don't mummy birds and bees have headaches then?'

Castles in the air: Dreaming big.

Kids say the damnedest things. . . which occasionally appear when they hear their names spoken.

'This is cool Joey. Does it come with Apps?'

'I'm supposed to entertain you until sis is ready. Want to read her diary?'

'Until today's geography test, Lord, I never realized just how much earth you did create.'

"Alexa, what removes chocolate and magic marker from Dad’s comic books he said never to touch?"

'Let me through - I'm extremely nosy.'