Playful Curiosity Pillows

'Don't mummy birds and bees have headaches then?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Polar bear bowling alley

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Scientist seen on loch.

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

The Fall from Pisa

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Frog Baby Names

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Shakespeare Ave

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

Fingers

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving