Playful Skeptic Pillows

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Open House of Horrors

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

The Meaning of Life

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

"This is just a placebo cast, but it makes a lot of people feel better."

"Proving Jesus lived is harder than finding footprints in the water he walked on."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

The Birth of Philosophical Thought Experiments.

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

It was the day Malcolm found God.

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

"Say! You must be new around here!"

"You're not the 'love 'em and leave 'em' type, are you?"