Fun-loving Skeptic Pillows

'I can't believe you think that hypnotist was for real.'

Open House of Horrors

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

'OK, now you've seen it...'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'

Descartes's Demon

"This is just a placebo cast, but it makes a lot of people feel better."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

Ponzi Schemes Inc

'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.'

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

'I blame the internet.'

"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."

"So is Cameron Diaz really a babe, or is that another thing we've been led to believe by the biased media?"

'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.'

"We didn't learn anything today. We had to unlearn what the substitute taught us yesterday."

"Your god can't stop his own priests from raping children in his own churches. So what makes you think he can help you find your T.V. remote?"

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

'I was skeptical at first, but it really works.'

"Oh, look. John's been infected too...conspiracy theories."