Playful Curiosity Gifts

'Don't mummy birds and bees have headaches then?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Scientist seen on loch.

Shakespeare Ave

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Frog Baby Names

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

Fingers