Playful Musing Gifts

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Do you think that's wise?'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"She's a miniature."

Hamlet

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Philosopher trading cards.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Shakespeare Ave

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Frog Baby Names

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

The Meaning of Life