Playful Minds Gifts

Switchback Playground.

"She's a miniature."

'Dad! There's oil in my sand pit!'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Hamlet

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

A child as a pet substitute.

Philosopher trading cards.

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Shakespeare Ave

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

God playing with dolls.

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'