Playful Minds Gifts

Switchback Playground.

"She's a miniature."

'Dad! There's oil in my sand pit!'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Playdough's The Republic

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Hamlet

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

A child as a pet substitute.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Philosopher trading cards.

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Shakespeare Ave

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."

God playing with dolls.