Playful Musing T-Shirts

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Do you think that's wise?'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"She's a miniature."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Hamlet

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

Philosopher trading cards.

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

Shakespeare Ave

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Frog Baby Names

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'