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An Instrument of Death.

You are my sunshine!

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Occupational Hazards.

Music Hall Dancers

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

Bette Midler

Mexican Serenade.

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Meet the Beetles....

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

Elvis fans

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

Man sends musical notes to woman weeping hearts,

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

Flower Duet

Nutcracker

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

Blue dress

"I can't get no disinfection."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

I have to wear these because I saw my eye doctor this morning. What's your excuse? Excuse? I've got the best excuse in the world: I dig Roy Orbison!

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'They're playing our song.'

Merry Widow

Road block party sign.

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."