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"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Give a call when you get there."

Meowlzebub

Scrooge and the Ghost

Fear of Flying Seminar

Ghost School.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

The devil you know and his plus one

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Route 666

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Demonic Repossession.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Marley's Ghost

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"