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'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"Did he have any known enemies?"

'And what makes you think you'll be good at planning ahead?'

'Well, it was possessed, but you missed a payment. It's been repossessed.'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"It's in move-in condition."

Amateur Palmist

"We'll start by typing in - IS THERE ANYBODY THERE - then click SEARCH" (Modern day seance using laptops)

"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'You're going on a journey.' - 'Will I find a place to park?'

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

Demonic Repossession.

'Did you hear me tell that gypsy woman what she could do with her pegs.'

Sorcery weapon

"It's over, Harry!"

"Another bill?"

"Rosemary's baby's teething spoon."

"May I trouble you for a steak knife?"

"Let's try the basics. Diet and Exorcism.''

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

Cat Seance

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"There's a ghost, but she only gets mad if you don't put a new bag in when she takes the trash out."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"It just doesn't have the same panache."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Might I suggest we go to your place as mine is nothing more than a living hell hole."

"Just let me finish this episode."

"Maybe Dracula wasn't the best one to try this new detergent."

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."