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'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"Did he have any known enemies?"

'And what makes you think you'll be good at planning ahead?'

'Well, it was possessed, but you missed a payment. It's been repossessed.'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"We'll start by typing in - IS THERE ANYBODY THERE - then click SEARCH" (Modern day seance using laptops)

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"Damn, of all the times to have an out of body experience."

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"It's in move-in condition."

Amateur Palmist

'Did you hear me tell that gypsy woman what she could do with her pegs.'

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"

Demonic Repossession.

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

'You're going on a journey.' - 'Will I find a place to park?'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"It's as I suspected—Mr. Harding, here, is possessed by demons."

"Just let me finish this episode."

A vampire is positioned upside down at a bus stop, looking at its cell phone.

People who bought into this....Also bought into this.

Ghost Porn

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Ghost puddle

"Might I suggest we go to your place as mine is nothing more than a living hell hole."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Cat Seance

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

"May I trouble you for a steak knife?"

"Rosemary's baby's teething spoon."