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The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

Giant monster keeps the streets tidy by using the provided bins.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Moon

"Balloon animals $5.00"

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

Escher's Dog

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

The Mouse King

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

Dracula Waits For the Bus With A Coffin Briefcase.

Peter

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

Needy, the high maintenance dwarf.

'This is my forth time through the line - she can't tell us apart.'

A shark swims into a desert island.

'It's not all it's cracked up to be, being a vampire.'

An Angel Walks His Dog.

'Goliath's only human and think of the benefits of a replay.'

Alas, the Princess was just too late to kiss the frog.

Valet Parking.

'Yes, Cinders, you SHALL go to the Ball!'

Once upon a time, I could huff & puff and STILL blow a pig's house down ... Now, I can't even make it up his @# hill.

Another suspicious package. Probably the toaster he'd ordered - but for a few moments, he savored the suspense.