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"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Desert Island BBQ

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I said slime."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Broomstick crash.

Apple Pie Abduction

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."