Urban Fantasy Lovers Mugs

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Broomstick crash.

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Apple Pie Abduction

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I said slime."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."