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"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Desert Island BBQ

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"I said slime."

Wotan with eye patch

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Recalculating route..."

Broomstick crash.

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Apple Pie Abduction

"Early model of baggage claim"