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'There's a gastroenterologist in my closet.'

"Genome, Henderson! We're working on the human genome!"

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

"So how much will the new IT system cost?"

'Double, double, toil and trouble. Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf, genetically modified root of hemlock...'

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

Loch Ness.

'The only thing wrong with you, Tom, is that you're almost too good to be true.'

"DUDE, even if you do slay the dragon, you're making a huge heteronormative assumption."

An elf fuel-filling prophecy.

'You can't solve ALL your problems by beheading them.'

'Oh, please no, ma'am! I couldn't stand the stress of success!'

'...and it's loaded with additives banned by the F.D.A.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Remind me: are we trolls or ogres?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"You couldn't resist telling him about your vasectomy could you?!"

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

"There's wicked, and then there's just plain mean."

Underwater World (Adventures of Baron Munchausen).

Alice in Wonderland: Alice finds a small door.

'I have to say, the nuclear capability makes her even scarier.'

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

Heart of Darkness

A knight sits as the receptionist in front of a castle.

Let's all be fairies.

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

Witch in beauty salon chooses hairstyle for her wart.

"I've just had a terrible nightmare - I dreamt I was surrounded by angels playing heavenly music..."

Suspension of Disbelief Bridge

The Magnificent Mindo!

'I've often wondered what happened to that idiot kid Jack, after he took those bean home to his mom.'