Fantasy Lovers Pillows

'There's a gastroenterologist in my closet.'

"Genome, Henderson! We're working on the human genome!"

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

"So how much will the new IT system cost?"

'Double, double, toil and trouble. Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf, genetically modified root of hemlock...'

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

"DUDE, even if you do slay the dragon, you're making a huge heteronormative assumption."

Loch Ness.

'The only thing wrong with you, Tom, is that you're almost too good to be true.'

"You couldn't resist telling him about your vasectomy could you?!"

'You can't solve ALL your problems by beheading them.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'...and it's loaded with additives banned by the F.D.A.'

An elf fuel-filling prophecy.

'Oh, please no, ma'am! I couldn't stand the stress of success!'

"Remind me: are we trolls or ogres?"

Heart of Darkness

A knight sits as the receptionist in front of a castle.

"He definitely loves auditing our treasures: He'll make a good accountant later on..."

"Here are the earnings projections. You said you enjoy reading fantasy, right?"

"There's wicked, and then there's just plain mean."

'Let's talk steroids.'

Underwater World (Adventures of Baron Munchausen).

Alice in Wonderland: Alice finds a small door.

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

'I have to say, the nuclear capability makes her even scarier.'

'Yet another attempt at making a decent face cream!'

The Magnificent Mindo!

Not tonight I'm washing my hair.

'I've often wondered what happened to that idiot kid Jack, after he took those bean home to his mom.'

Suspension of Disbelief Bridge

Witch in beauty salon chooses hairstyle for her wart.