Fantasy Lover Pillows

"Well, the sooner we get all this lead turned into gold, the sooner we can go home."

"If you don't have any small children, you can substitute mushrooms."

Alice in Badassland

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"Impressive, Meyers, but let's stick to your quantitative projections."

'Come in, come in, we;re eager to hear your market predictions!'

'Sorry boys... your policy covers Beanstalks, Wicked Old Witches and Jolly Green Giants... but not Big Bad Wolves!'

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

The Lawyer Fairy

'Is that the firewood we ordered or are we under siege?'

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

'I haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

'Make it seven beans and you got yourself a deal.'

'I see a unicorn.' 'I see Abraham Lincoln.' 'I see a sock.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

Monster under the bed (in lower bunk).

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'

'Money from the tooth fairy may seem like a sure bet, but it's not a good long term investment strategy.'

Witches play at curling.

'I can assure you Mr. Rumplestilkskin, weaving straw into gold is a skill we can certainly use...'

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

"You're a dentist. I'm the Tooth Fairy. You see where I'm goin' with this?"

Pirate Athletics.

Wishing Well - Results may vary.

"I told you they were magic beans and not to eat them."

Knight & Dragon

'I'm a real boy'

"That's it, now press, send."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

'Ethnic origin? Put me down as mixed race.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."