Flying Fantasy Lover Pillows

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.