Fairytale Lover Pillows

'Mirror mirror on the,,,'

'There's why your feet hurt: You have candy corns!'

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker

"I don't care who's the fairest one of all, I asked for a unified theory of physics!"

'Daddy, tell me again about the brave boy accountant who used his finger to plug the tax loophole in the revenue dike.'

The Ruined Romance

"I've never seen anything like it. All of your teeth are sweet."

"....And all but 99% lived happily ever after."

Rumpelstiltskin's office supplies. (spun straw into gold).

"I believe my house may have stepped in something."

"Think of it as a career move."

'Let's remain focused people, we're on a witch hunt here.'

'It's King Midas... Quick, take the signs down!'

"It's Valentine's day, and you want to hang out with your friends."

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who talks to inanimate objetcs most of all?"

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"Hey - somebody's been putting additional mileage on my bike, too!"

Folk o' the Wee

Jack and the Beanstalk window cleaning.

The Little Engine That Understood

Goldilocks and the damn porridge.

Fairly unbalanced of them all

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Rapunzel busted out. It's Goldidreadlocks now."

Home repair. M.B. Ravelle. Licensed Pastry Chef.

Goldilocks and the Three Avocados

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"Yeah - at first, it was romantic."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Young Giant and the Tailor

Fairy Library - Fairies Tie the Giant up in the Beanstalk

"Grandma? I just sent you a goodie basket."

IRS 'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'